JOHNNY'S SO GOOD Tune" "Johnny B. Goode" Way down in Egyptland like old Pharoah did Way back up on the Nile among the Pyramids In a humble cottage so the legend says There lived an Immie boy name of Juan Ramirez Well, now, he very quickly learned to whack real well And he could charm the Ladies like ringing a bell! CHORUS Go! Go! Go Johnny, go! Go! Go! Johnny's so good!! He always speaks to Ladies in voice so sweet His kisses are surely meant to raise some heat! Oh, now, his stylish clothes might let you think that he's a fop No wonder Connor calls him Spanish Peacock! Ladies passing by all stop and coo! My that pretty Immie boy can woo! REPEAT CHORUS His Mama told him someday he would be a man And he would be a lover and have many fans! Many Ladies come from miles away Just to love that Immie boy and then pray he'll stay! Well, I declare his name should be in lights Saying Johnny's so good tonight! REPEAT CHORUS THEY CALL THE MAN RAMIREZ Tune: "They Call the Wind Mariah!" Oh, I was born of Clan MacLeod and Connor is my name! And I was fine until he came! They call the man Ramirez! But then one day I was cast out; Glen Finnan's far behind me! And now I'm lost - so very lost - how in God's name did he find me?? Ramirez, Ramirez ... they call the man Ramirez - Before I knew Ramirez name and heard his coice complainin' The Kurgan came and he killed me without any good explaining! But then one day Ramirez came; I know that he's no Clansman, Won't someone please explain to me how his accent's Egyptian?? Ramirez, Ramirez ... they call the man Ramirez! And now I've got a problem with a General named Katana! Oh, he's a guy from way back home; he's gone they sing Hosanna's! I've got to bring The Shield down; Louise has made her plea - Ramirez please come back to me! I need you here beside me! Ramirez, Ramirez! They call the man Ramirez ... Ramirez, Ramirez! Please come back to me!