HL-WOCKY Done To: "Jabberwocky" By: Lewis Carroll Twas Methos and the Duncan Joe Did Gina and Robert with Dr. Anne All Kalas were the Conner Mac's And Richie's Ahriman! Avoid the Kurgen-Quince, my son The CoryRaines with Hyde beneath Beware the Xavier and shun The Blaine of Grayson's teeth! But Darius may Kronos us To Fitzcairn Ceirdwyn with Gregor! If Cole, we'll kenny to Silas And Quentin Barnes no more!! And should the Amanda return To Kristin with Constantine, oh woe! We'll Luther Mako from John Kern And Tessa Cassie-Ho! Twas Methos and the Duncan Joe Did Gina and Robert with Dr. Anne All Kalas were the Connor Mac's And Richie's Ahriman!! HIGHLANDER Tune: "Jingle Bells" Dashing to my set in a frenzy I must say! Upon my couch I sprawl, drooling all the way! It's nearly 6 O'Clock - making for a rush What joy it is to watch HL ans slowly turn to mush! CHORUS Oh, Highlander, Highlander! HL all the way! What fun it is to watch an sing a slaying song tonight! Oh, Highlander, Highlander, HL all the way! What fun it is to see Our Guys and gush and gush and gush! USA'S PLEA OR BE KIND TO OUR BKC'S Tune: "Be Kind To Our Web Footed Friends" A John Phillip Sousa March USA: Be kind to our BKC's! For they could be somebody's dream date! FEN: Your BKC's are a pain! And we want you all to know We love our Methos ans we aim To support him through fair or foul writing! But USA, but USA Don't wait forever!! THE FAN'S PRAYER Done To: "The Lord's Prayer, etc" Our Powers who art a t Rysher Hallowed be thy Show! Good writing shows they writers know In TV as well as movies Give us this day our wekly ep "Forgive Us Our Trespasses" - (Spoken: "That's a good one!") As we forgive those who've sold us out/betrayed us For yea though I wa;lk through The Valley Of Butt-Kicking-Chicks I will fear no damage For the ROG art with me - and armed!! And thine is the Show, The Powers and Methos forever! Amen!! ISN'T IT AWFULLY NICE TO HAVE A BIG SWORD?? Isn't it awfully nice to have a big sword? Isn't it frightfully good to be well armed? It's sweel to have a sabre It's divine to be an attacker With the tiniest little dagger Or the world's biggest whacker! So three cheers for your sabre or katana Hooray for your broadsword Ivanhoe! Your ego booster and an Immie's best friend! You can shine and sharpen it Or hide it beneath your coat Don't take it out in public Or they might hang you with a rope! But you'll just Come Back!!