Hey! It's not everyone who has the nerve to parody themselves!! *snicker* *snarf* *snort* LEADFINGERS LITES Tune: "The Boxer" By: Simon And Garfunkel Oh, I am Leadfingers Lites And my story's seldom told! I massacre my Parodies With three feet of fretted shitboard and a capo! I take requests! And I do the ones with just two chords and disreguard the rest! CHORUS Lie, lie, lie! ETC!! Asking free beer and exspenses I go looking for a gig But I get no offers! Just a come on from Dunkie At Joe's Place now! I do decalre There were times when I was so desperate I stole some lyrics there!! CHORUS Lay, lay, lay! ETC!! Now, I am just a scribbler And my frineds all say to me I have squandered my resources On my songs so filled with laughter Such are Parodies! All lies in jest Highlander is my inspiration Yes, Methos and the rest! CHORUS Hey, hey, het! Etc!! I just joined the Clan MacParody I helped found the DOB! I sprawl ehere ere I can ... And I mainline Pete's Ale beer! It's inexspensive! Now this I swear Bought my boyfriend some blue boxers And he bought me a pair!