CATHOUSE WHIZZER Tune: "Pinball Wizard" By: The Who Ever since I was a young man I've laid the Ladies all! From L.A. down to Texas, I must have made them all! But I ain't seen nothing like him in any whorehouse ya'll! That damned Immie Fitzcairn He sure does like to ball! He picks his partner out Oh, the girls all wait in line Smiliong at the Ladies Always gives a sign he woo's by intuition Their hearts and bodies fall That damned Immie Fitzcairn he sure does like to ball! He's a Cathouse Whizzer he's always got his pick A cathouse Whizzer S'got such a supple d***!! How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good? Ain't got no inhibitions He don't hear those moans that knell He can't see those pheromes now F***'s by sense of smell! Always gets a rematch Never tires a'tall! That damned Immie Fitzcairn He sure does like to ball! I thought I was The bordello F***ing King! But I just handed my cathouse Crown to him! Even at my usual cathouse He can beat my best! Oh, his friends all cheer him on! And he just does the rest! He's got wickee tongue and fingers For which the Ladies call: That damned Immie Fitzcairn he sure does like to ball!